"What was your last Newgrounds account"?
You can find that here
"Do you have a Youtube account with lots of helpful tutorials on useless shit"?
Yes. You can find that here
"Which program do you use to create your AWESOME music"?
Image-Line FL Studio 8 XXL Producers Edition
"Which VST's do you have"?
I have z3ta+, V-Station, Nexus, Vanguard, but most importatly: 3xosc!